In other non-news, shelleycat and i had pizza for dinner a couple days ago. For some reason i remembered the old joke, "Pizza is like sex. When it's good, it's great. When it's bad, it's still pizza." Then somehow my brain immediately jumped to Domino's latest ad campaign, swapping out the word "pizza" for "sex."
"We've changed our sex!"
"Take a picture of your sex and send it to us!"
And more bizarrely, "We use real cheese on our sex!"
I wonder if it would be more or less amusing if i could find full transcripts of the commercials and do a complete conversion?