DonAithnen (donaithnen) wrote,
DonAithnen
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Doggerel

"Alas, poor New Yorick Times! I knew him, Horatio; a journal of infinite funnies, of most excellent editorials; it hath borne me on its book reviews a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those pages that I have read I know not how oft. Where be your classifieds now?"

Brought to you by having watched L.A. Story over the weekend combined with a discussion about the "Death of Newspapers" that i'm not actually privy to.

And totally unrelated, utterly random, and entirely out of context:

"In this corner, weighing in at 36 cubic feet, we have the titan of topiaries, the avenger of arboreals, Azealas the Mutant Azalea!!! And in this corner, weighting in at slightly less than she should, we have the smasher of shrubbery, the layer-of-waste to lawns, coraa the Garden Destroya!!!!"
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