In other not worth it's own post news:
As usual, going to TJs while starving is not conducive to leaving with a light load.
Choosing which line at the register to wait in based on which one has a cute girl running the cashier is not particularly conducive to getting out of there in a hurry.
And also, i'm pretty sure i made a post when i got my big giant box of soap. I should go back and figure out when that was so i can calculate how long it took me to get through the first 8-pack, and thus how long the entire box should last.