However if anyone wants to do something _really_ nice for me, you should respond to this with either a question that you normally wouldn't ask me, or a comment you normally wouldn't tell me. I can't necessarily promise an answer to every question, but i can at least promise no recriminations no matter what questions are asked or what comments are made.
Screening is on, IP logging is off, leave anonymous comments if you want, though that does slightly decrease your odds of getting a response if it's a question. So come on and assuage my kitty-like curiosity :)
Edit: I am going to assume that people do not want their questions or comments being visible to others. If you don't care then say so in your response.