DonAithnen (donaithnen) wrote,

Since everyone is doing it (and by everyone i mean maggiedacatt, but other people were talking about it =)

Skinny and Cute
Raw score: 40% Big Breasts, 9% Big Ass, and 64% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who've taken the test.

Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, more innocent look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Jessica Alba, an absolute goddess, and Natalie Portman, if you can handle her acting.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 31% on tit-size
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You scored higher than 0% on ass-size
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You scored higher than 66% on cuteness
Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Reasonably accurate i guess, though i'm not sure that small breasts and narrow (or rather, not large) hips _has_ to equate with skinny. I generally think that super-models (which it thinks i should like) are too skinny, except for the chest bit of course. Buff athletic women at a reasonable weight however... :)

Part of the problem i think is that pretty much all the pictures were of model and/or actor types. There was one set where i couldn't actually bear to pick the one who most closely matched whatever attribute they wanted me to pick for because you could clearly see her ribs sticking out! Eep! =P

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