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12 February 2006 @ 12:58 am
Since everyone is doing it (and by everyone i mean maggiedacatt, but other people were talking about it =)

Skinny and Cute
Raw score: 40% Big Breasts, 9% Big Ass, and 64% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who've taken the test.

Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, more innocent look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Jessica Alba, an absolute goddess, and Natalie Portman, if you can handle her acting.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 31% on tit-size
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You scored higher than 0% on ass-size
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You scored higher than 66% on cuteness
Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Reasonably accurate i guess, though i'm not sure that small breasts and narrow (or rather, not large) hips _has_ to equate with skinny. I generally think that super-models (which it thinks i should like) are too skinny, except for the chest bit of course. Buff athletic women at a reasonable weight however... :)

Part of the problem i think is that pretty much all the pictures were of model and/or actor types. There was one set where i couldn't actually bear to pick the one who most closely matched whatever attribute they wanted me to pick for because you could clearly see her ribs sticking out! Eep! =P
Sister Atom Bomb of Courteous Debateakiko on February 12th, 2006 09:17 am (UTC)
That test is just not right. it told me i should go for Kate Moss. Eeew! Probably because I didn't pick the fake-tits ones.

What I think that test shows is that I don't have a "type" for women.
DonAithnendonaithnen on February 12th, 2006 09:45 am (UTC)
What kind of score was that? I don't really know what Kate Moss looks like.

Or it at least shows that you don't have a type when looking at rather stereotypical body types.
Kirinkirinn on February 12th, 2006 05:17 pm (UTC)
Kate Moss basically looks like skin draped on a skeleton. She must have scored low on breast and ass size, and either middle or low on cute.

I haven't tried the test, but from the comments it sounds like it's got a false dichotemy going between fake and skinny, which probably completely misses the best matches for almost everyone on the comments page so far, including me. ^_^
Pavajmpava on February 12th, 2006 10:18 am (UTC)
I had exactly the same experiance. I KNOW I have a predisposition for larger brested women in general, but that doesn't extend to fake. And that's what they seemed to be providing as examples.
cwendy41cwendy41 on February 12th, 2006 05:34 pm (UTC)
I took the test for my own amusement a few weeks ago. I don't remember what I got, but I wasn't able to tell real from fake. I think it means that I'm not a guy or something.
the coproduct of doomoonh on February 12th, 2006 09:41 am (UTC)
All the faces are wrong! All of them. Gah! I cannot begin. Ugh! To describe!
Summary of the above confusion: I am on very good terms with the part of
my brain that determines what makes faces attractive to me, and none of them
in that survey were.
DonAithnendonaithnen on February 12th, 2006 09:47 am (UTC)
I've got lots of different types (both face and body for that matter) which i like, though i don't always know why i like them. Of course that means there may be certain inherent problems with trying to decide which singular type i like.
Desireemadduckdes on February 12th, 2006 07:07 pm (UTC)
why for curvy and naughty did they show me a picture of angelina jolie looking very, very skinny?
Ambermaggiedacatt on February 12th, 2006 10:35 pm (UTC)
I know! Chicken legs!

It was still a pretty hot pic though.