Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In February, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In September, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon allaei (65 points). Yesterday, I exposed
angelicdaemon to soul-rending horrors (250 points). Last week, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In March, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In July, I rescued
tikva from being sacrificed (-200 points).
In short, I have been very good (315 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
donaithnen
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I put gum in Overall, I've been naughty (-150 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, |
Okay, i don't think i can argue with those results much O= ) But just for fun, here's a good version:
Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last week I helped Overall, I've been nice (701 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set! Sincerely, |
Yay! I was good _and_ i got to break an XBox! I really should have gotten positive points for that :) Ruling over Canda with an iron (but benevolent) fist must have been fun as well. Of course legos are good and all, but as long as i'm getting a cute Innsmouther anyways...