amusedOh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In February, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In September, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon ![[info]](https://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
allaei (65 points). Yesterday, I exposed angelicdaemon to soul-rending horrors (250 points). Last week, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In March, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In July, I rescued tikva from being sacrificed (-200 points).
In short, I have been very good (315 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
donaithnen
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I put gum in  catbird's hair (-12 points). Last Friday I gave silentmonster a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for coraa (10 points). Last Wednesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole willworker's purse (30 points). Last Sunday I helped tiercel hide a body (-173 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-150 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, |
Okay, i don't think i can argue with those results much O= ) But just for fun, here's a good version:
Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last week I helped ceph across the street (6 points). Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In February I pulled over and changed madduckdes's flat tire (15 points). In January I broke thaisa's X-Box (-12 points). Overall, I've been nice (701 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set! Sincerely, |
Yay! I was good _and_ i got to break an XBox! I really should have gotten positive points for that :) Ruling over Canda with an iron (but benevolent) fist must have been fun as well. Of course legos are good and all, but as long as i'm getting a cute Innsmouther anyways...
