So i woke up this morning at about 5:45 feeling kinda sick. I also felt like i needed to use the bathroom so i did so and had some pretty nasty diarrhea. I actually felt a little better after that but still not too hreat, so i went back to bed again. Then i got up again and killed my alarms when they went off and went back to bed again, setting one alarm for 7 in case i fell asleep again. I didn't fall asleep again, in fact i started feeling a little worse. When i finally decided to get up i suddenly felt _much_ worse and went back to the bathroom, where i vomited up an amazing amount of stuff considering i hadn't eaten in about ten hours. Luckily my hair was still tied back from the previous day, so i didn't get too much in that (eww!)
Although it seems obvious in retrospect i did not know and did not ever want to know that it is possible to expel vomit through your _nose._
Afterwards i felt _much_ better, except for the ickyness of my hair and the burning goey sensation in my nose. I spent several minutes blowing and hacking bits of... _stuff_ out of my nose. A few of the larger and scarier pieces were clearly identifiable as being from lunch the previous day. I don't think i'm going to be going to Panda Express again for awhile now.
So anyways, i vaguely thought about calling in sick, but i do feel much better now, and anyways, i don't actually have any sick time yet =P
Okay, maybe i will call in sick after all. About an hour after the first incident i started feeling somewhat nauseous again. I haven't had a repeat of that event yet, but i probably wouldn't do too much good at work spending half my time wondering if i should run off to the bathroom. And if it turns out i _do_ have the martian death plague rather than just nasty food stuff i'd feel pretty bad if i gave it to ceph of jmpava or neonelephant while i was at work.