DonAithnen (donaithnen) wrote,
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The State of the Union drinking game

This isn't mine, it was a collaborative IRC effort, but it's great:

The Bush State of the Union drinking game:

if he mentions Mars, the Moon, or space, take a drink
if he says W.M.D., take a drink
if he says anything that makes sense, finish your drink
If he mentions 9/11 in the context of something having nothing to do with 9/11, take a drink.
if he coins a new word midspeech, open and finish a new drink
if he mentions terror, take a drink
if he mentions armed forces, take a drink
if he talks about how great things are going in Iraq and/or Afghanistan, take a drin
if he mentions god, take a drink
if he mentions cutting taxes, take a drink
if he says the economy is improving, take a drink
if he talks about the Middle East, take a drink
if he mentions the troops, take a drink
if he mentions the children, take a drink
if he mentions drugs take a drink
if he mentions marriage take a drink
if he mentions faith or religion, take a drink


It is strongly recomended that you use water, or at least water your drinks, otherwise you'll probably pass out before he finishes, and miss out on the fun =P

And as long as we're talking about him, here's a cool link on some of the negative effects his tax cuts are having

And an interesting factoid, the government was aiming to create 250,000 jobs last month. 1000 were actually created. So so far any improvement in the economy _isn't_ for the working class.

And i'd be happy to hear any more suggestions for edditing or additions to the list
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