And in other news, somewhere, sometime, the sky may or may not be falling. Not that knowing will allow you to do anything about it. Not sure why they even bothered annoucing it other than so people can't say that they weren't warned. Must be a slow day at the news office or something?

Oh, and watch out everyone, at some point in the future, at some place or another, you're goign to die. I don't really know where or when, but you'll die. You've been warned.