It asks you to identify which images you recognize in order to analize what memetic viruses you suffer from. If you're interested you should probably take it before you look at the results below, so in the interests of that and saving space...
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Free BSD (130%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Brand Names (105%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (125%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory (135%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
If you find one tell us.
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rules the waves. [repeat]
Read some Enid Blyton.
Go read Brunching
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Use a mouse with more than one button.