2013-03-11 10:01 AM -- And four days later, my legs have finally reached the stage of "pleasantly sore" instead of "painfully crampy"
2013-03-10 12:45 PM -- Yes, i'm trying to use Google Books to look up details on short stories for the Hugo noms, because i am a lazy procrastinator. #LastMinute
2013-03-10 12:43 PM -- Hey Google Books. Not making all the pages in a book available online: smart idea. Not making the table of contents available: kinda dumb
2013-03-10 12:41 PM -- Remember, even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Except for the day that DST starts, in which case it might be right only once.
2013-03-10 12:37 PM -- @scalzi I would sympathize with you, except you change your icon far more often than anyone else i follow ;)
2013-03-10 12:34 PM -- The only thing about making cream of wheat that isn't good is having to clean out the congealed remains later
2013-03-10 11:18 AM -- Huh, sometime in last few years C&H stopped using those wax paper bags for brown sugar that would always stick to the inside of the box.
2013-03-09 10:07 PM -- Me 1: Can i have some candy? Me 2: No, no candy today. Me 1: So if i stay up past midnight then can i have candy? Me 2: ...still no.
2013-03-09 09:15 PM -- @oakandsage I'm trying to imagine the geometry there. It seems like that would take some kind of special talent. #CrappiestMutantPowerEver
2013-03-09 07:20 PM -- Just saw a girl who looked like the goth twin of a girl I used to have a crush on. Except she also looked about 18 =P
2013-03-09 06:51 PM -- Doing good at 1500 calories for the day. I will _not_ break down and buy candy now. #PromisesToTwitter
2013-03-09 08:35 AM -- Ow ow ow. Strike that, 8 min of jogging has incapacitated my legs for at least _two_ days =P
2013-03-08 08:06 PM -- Well stopping the @nvidia installer didn't kill my computer, but running it a second time as a clean install did =P
2013-03-08 07:48 PM -- I give up, i'm going to try and force kill the rogue @nvidia driver installer process. If i disappear off the internet you know why =P
2013-03-08 07:30 PM -- @nvidia how is it possible for you to make a driver installer that sucks this badly? Stuck 1/2 way for > 1 hour and won't let me cancel.
2013-03-09 02:32 AM -- Donuts for bkfst and In-n-Out for lunch was much better than #FoodTruckFailDay, except now i can't eat more for... like a week i think =P
2013-03-09 02:26 AM -- I really wish i could teach my cat that she can stand anywhere she wants on the table, except right in front of the computer monitor.
2013-03-08 09:46 PM -- @scalzi Aww, it's sweet of you to (not) care, but they would have been happy to do that for you anyways!
2013-03-08 07:02 PM -- I hate it when i get a song stuck in my head and i don't know what song it is. @WaitWhat
2013-03-08 06:22 PM -- I can skate or use elliptical mchn for hours with no problems, but 8 min of jogging makes my legs cramp and be sore for a day. #WTHBody
2013-03-08 03:38 PM -- In order to make up for #FoodTruckFailDay i am getting doughnuts this morning. #ScrewTheDiet
2013-03-08 02:07 PM -- Sounds like the rain they've been threatening us with all week has finally arrived
2013-03-08 02:06 PM -- @seananmcguire so random changes in space and clothing are fine, as long as there's no time travel or lost time involved? #WeirdStandards
2013-03-08 01:05 PM -- Why am I awake? I mean, my alarm did go off, but why haven't I rolled over and hit snooze yet? #WideAwake #MysteriousBrain
2013-03-08 03:21 AM -- Got food from two other trucks that shall remain nameless and was disappointed by both of them. #FoodTruckFailDay
2013-03-08 02:44 AM -- Well this sucks. @BrcelonaOntheGo didn't show up and @NWAtruck is out of beef. #EpicFail #Disappoint
2013-03-08 12:37 AM -- One might ask, "how can you not know that by now? They're how old?" And i would answer, "Uh... *points* WHAT IN THE WORLD CAN THAT BE?!?"
2013-03-08 12:21 AM -- Just for the record, i _do_ know the last names of my niece and nephew *cough* as of five minutes ago. Also their middle names! #MakesANote
2013-03-08 12:06 AM -- @exaggerated and suddenly i realize i have no idea what the last names of my niece and nephew are =P I _think_ my sister's, but not sure.
2013-03-07 09:34 PM -- @growflet I'd be fine with the "keep Daylight Savings all the time" option.
2013-03-07 05:49 PM -- Owwww, shoulders still sore from exercising tuesday night/wednesday morning. I guess that's a good thing? #PainEqualsGain?
2013-03-07 03:43 PM -- Killing Moon was a little hard at start, but now i'm totally sucked in. For Siren Depths i was already sucked into the Raksura series
2013-03-07 03:37 PM -- Behind on @scalzi's Human Division because of @marthawells1's The Siren Depths and @nkjemisin's The Killing Moon. Both good. HD next week.
2013-03-07 06:20 AM -- Sunday I won Eclipse 1st time I played it. Today I lost Small World 1st time I played it. Wonder what conclusions I should draw?
2013-03-07 12:45 AM -- @ceciliatan I think i've finally got my cold about beat, after, uh... *checks calendar* just over eight weeks =P
2013-03-06 08:51 PM -- @ChrisWarcraft @scalzi That's a very nice game you have there. It would be a shame if... [Error 3003: Unable to connect to server]
2013-03-06 12:48 PM -- Two days in a row of waking up without massive snoozing. I could definitely get used to this. (But probably won't get the chance.)
2013-03-06 06:16 AM -- @wilw Quick! Use it to attack the darkness!
2013-03-06 03:52 AM -- Dude! I don't know what station they're using at the gym, but it's playing @LindseyStirling! #AwesomeSauce
2013-03-06 03:47 AM -- On a related note, damn you Carl's Jr two burgers for the price of one coupons! (Also curse my lack of willpower) #DamnYouWillpower!
2013-03-06 03:44 AM -- Hmm, looking back on how much I ate for breakfast and how much I ate for lunch, perhaps I should skip dinner, even with all the exercise
2013-03-06 03:26 AM -- So in summary, totally not my fault that I spent most of the last hour looking at a cute girl's legs and butt. #ItsNotMyFault
2013-03-06 03:23 AM -- Also not my fault a cute girl set up her yoga mat right in front of me while I was already on an elliptical machine.
2013-03-06 03:22 AM -- Just for reference, it is not my fault the yoga area is right in front of the elliptical machines.
2013-03-06 01:36 AM -- Note to self: vibrams are easy to clean, but take more than 12 hours to dry completely, even with some judicial blow drying. #SlimyFeet
2013-03-06 01:26 AM -- Totally failing at climbing today #Clumsy #WeakAss
2013-03-05 11:26 PM -- @scalzi Oooh! Oooh! You could get one of the Logitech solar powered keyboards and reverse the polarity!
2013-03-05 11:09 PM -- Wait, which Hugo died? I hope it was "Best Dramatic Presentation", Doctor Who has won enough of them already. #StillPoorTaste
2013-03-05 11:06 PM -- Chavez died? Nooooooo! Oh, wait, _Hugo_ Chavez? That's okay i guess, as long as Cesar is still okay. #BigNo #PoorTaste
2013-03-05 09:28 PM -- @seananmcguire I think you mean "polar opposite of bad", right?
2013-03-05 03:42 PM -- Autocorrect on Wikiquote for "kill your darlings" = "kill your darkwing" Didn't know thay hated Darkwing Duck so much. #TheTerrorThatFlaps
2013-03-05 03:36 PM -- @jamesagard There will be no survivors! ...okay, there probably ought to be _some_ survivors, otherwise it wouldn't be much of a book.
2013-03-05 02:56 PM -- @mathykim No, that happened earlier in the cat pan process, and i assure you she handled it all by herself =P
2013-03-05 02:41 PM -- @seananmcguire Which is better in your opinion? Buying it from Amazon today? Or buying it from the local Barnes & Noble today?
2013-03-05 02:40 PM -- It really helps your productivity when you _don't_ spend 1-2 hours hitting snooze in the morning!
2013-03-05 02:39 PM -- This morning i cleaned my shoes, cleaned the sink, emptied the cat pan, and still got in to work early. #Productive
2013-03-05 04:22 AM -- @seananmcguire Don't do that! Death hates it when you apply grit to her!
2013-03-04 09:08 PM -- @ any unaware Muppet fans, this is a 250 comment @scalzi post on the meaning and symbolism of Rainbow Connection http://t.co/XhYFEu2jJ1
2013-03-04 05:55 PM -- I am always unreasonably happy when i go to ARCO and find soap in the water and an undecayed squeegee.
2013-03-02 11:28 PM -- In retrospect, not sure sunscreen was really needed this early in the year. But better safe (and slimy and smelly) than sorry i guess?
2013-03-02 10:00 PM -- How did I ever get by without "Evacuate the Dancefloor" on my exercise playlist before this? Thank you @tiercel42! :)
2013-03-02 09:37 PM -- @oakandsage well, there's the 20-30 extra pounds compared to a lot of the other guys at the beach
2013-03-02 08:54 PM -- A girl wooted at me from a passing car. I have no idea if it was meant sincerely or sarcastically.
2013-03-02 08:01 PM -- Hmm, perhaps today I should wear sunscreen to the beach for rollerblading
2013-03-02 06:00 PM -- So which is more powerful, the #JediMindMeld or the #VulcanMindTrick? #FlameWarOn