Because i know there are _so_ many people who are truly desperate to know every minor thought that goes through my head but still haven't bothered to subscribe to my twitter feed, i'm making it easy for you! Here's everything i've tweetered in the last week and a bit. Aren't you grateful? :)
2013-03-11 10:01 AM -- And four days later, my legs have finally reached the stage of "pleasantly sore" instead of "painfully crampy"
2013-03-10 12:45 PM -- Yes, i'm trying to use Google Books to look up details on short stories for the Hugo noms, because i am a lazy procrastinator. #LastMinute
2013-03-10 12:43 PM -- Hey Google Books. Not making all the pages in a book available online: smart idea. Not making the table of contents available: kinda dumb
2013-03-10 12:41 PM -- Remember, even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Except for the day that DST starts, in which case it might be right only once.
2013-03-10 12:37 PM -- @scalzi I would sympathize with you, except you change your icon far more often than anyone else i follow ;)
2013-03-10 12:34 PM -- The only thing about making cream of wheat that isn't good is having to clean out the congealed remains later
2013-03-10 11:18 AM -- Huh, sometime in last few years C&H stopped using those wax paper bags for brown sugar that would always stick to the inside of the box.
2013-03-09 10:07 PM -- Me 1: Can i have some candy? Me 2: No, no candy today. Me 1: So if i stay up past midnight then can i have candy? Me 2: ...still no.
2013-03-09 09:15 PM -- @oakandsage I'm trying to imagine the geometry there. It seems like that would take some kind of special talent. #CrappiestMutantPowerEver
2013-03-09 07:20 PM -- Just saw a girl who looked like the goth twin of a girl I used to have a crush on. Except she also looked about 18 =P
2013-03-09 06:51 PM -- Doing good at 1500 calories for the day. I will _not_ break down and buy candy now. #PromisesToTwitter
2013-03-09 08:35 AM -- Ow ow ow. Strike that, 8 min of jogging has incapacitated my legs for at least _two_ days =P
2013-03-08 08:06 PM -- Well stopping the @nvidia installer didn't kill my computer, but running it a second time as a clean install did =P
2013-03-08 07:48 PM -- I give up, i'm going to try and force kill the rogue @nvidia driver installer process. If i disappear off the internet you know why =P
2013-03-08 07:30 PM -- @nvidia how is it possible for you to make a driver installer that sucks this badly? Stuck 1/2 way for > 1 hour and won't let me cancel.
2013-03-09 02:32 AM -- Donuts for bkfst and In-n-Out for lunch was much better than #FoodTruckFailDay, except now i can't eat more for... like a week i think =P
2013-03-09 02:26 AM -- I really wish i could teach my cat that she can stand anywhere she wants on the table, except right in front of the computer monitor.
2013-03-08 09:46 PM -- @scalzi Aww, it's sweet of you to (not) care, but they would have been happy to do that for you anyways!
2013-03-08 07:02 PM -- I hate it when i get a song stuck in my head and i don't know what song it is. @WaitWhat
2013-03-08 06:22 PM -- I can skate or use elliptical mchn for hours with no problems, but 8 min of jogging makes my legs cramp and be sore for a day. #WTHBody
2013-03-08 03:38 PM -- In order to make up for #FoodTruckFailDay i am getting doughnuts this morning. #ScrewTheDiet
2013-03-08 02:07 PM -- Sounds like the rain they've been threatening us with all week has finally arrived
2013-03-08 02:06 PM -- @seananmcguire so random changes in space and clothing are fine, as long as there's no time travel or lost time involved? #WeirdStandards
2013-03-08 01:05 PM -- Why am I awake? I mean, my alarm did go off, but why haven't I rolled over and hit snooze yet? #WideAwake #MysteriousBrain
2013-03-08 03:21 AM -- Got food from two other trucks that shall remain nameless and was disappointed by both of them. #FoodTruckFailDay
2013-03-08 02:44 AM -- Well this sucks. @BrcelonaOntheGo didn't show up and @NWAtruck is out of beef. #EpicFail #Disappoint
2013-03-08 12:37 AM -- One might ask, "how can you not know that by now? They're how old?" And i would answer, "Uh... *points* WHAT IN THE WORLD CAN THAT BE?!?"
2013-03-08 12:21 AM -- Just for the record, i _do_ know the last names of my niece and nephew *cough* as of five minutes ago. Also their middle names! #MakesANote
2013-03-08 12:06 AM -- @exaggerated and suddenly i realize i have no idea what the last names of my niece and nephew are =P I _think_ my sister's, but not sure.
2013-03-07 09:34 PM -- @growflet I'd be fine with the "keep Daylight Savings all the time" option.
2013-03-07 05:49 PM -- Owwww, shoulders still sore from exercising tuesday night/wednesday morning. I guess that's a good thing? #PainEqualsGain?
2013-03-07 03:43 PM -- Killing Moon was a little hard at start, but now i'm totally sucked in. For Siren Depths i was already sucked into the Raksura series
2013-03-07 03:37 PM -- Behind on @scalzi's Human Division because of @marthawells1's The Siren Depths and @nkjemisin's The Killing Moon. Both good. HD next week.
2013-03-07 06:20 AM -- Sunday I won Eclipse 1st time I played it. Today I lost Small World 1st time I played it. Wonder what conclusions I should draw?
2013-03-07 12:45 AM -- @ceciliatan I think i've finally got my cold about beat, after, uh... *checks calendar* just over eight weeks =P
2013-03-06 08:51 PM -- @ChrisWarcraft @scalzi That's a very nice game you have there. It would be a shame if... [Error 3003: Unable to connect to server]
2013-03-06 12:48 PM -- Two days in a row of waking up without massive snoozing. I could definitely get used to this. (But probably won't get the chance.)
2013-03-06 06:16 AM -- @wilw Quick! Use it to attack the darkness!
2013-03-06 03:52 AM -- Dude! I don't know what station they're using at the gym, but it's playing @LindseyStirling! #AwesomeSauce
2013-03-06 03:47 AM -- On a related note, damn you Carl's Jr two burgers for the price of one coupons! (Also curse my lack of willpower) #DamnYouWillpower!
2013-03-06 03:44 AM -- Hmm, looking back on how much I ate for breakfast and how much I ate for lunch, perhaps I should skip dinner, even with all the exercise
2013-03-06 03:26 AM -- So in summary, totally not my fault that I spent most of the last hour looking at a cute girl's legs and butt. #ItsNotMyFault
2013-03-06 03:23 AM -- Also not my fault a cute girl set up her yoga mat right in front of me while I was already on an elliptical machine.
2013-03-06 03:22 AM -- Just for reference, it is not my fault the yoga area is right in front of the elliptical machines.
2013-03-06 01:36 AM -- Note to self: vibrams are easy to clean, but take more than 12 hours to dry completely, even with some judicial blow drying. #SlimyFeet
2013-03-06 01:26 AM -- Totally failing at climbing today #Clumsy #WeakAss
2013-03-05 11:26 PM -- @scalzi Oooh! Oooh! You could get one of the Logitech solar powered keyboards and reverse the polarity!
2013-03-05 11:09 PM -- Wait, which Hugo died? I hope it was "Best Dramatic Presentation", Doctor Who has won enough of them already. #StillPoorTaste
2013-03-05 11:06 PM -- Chavez died? Nooooooo! Oh, wait, _Hugo_ Chavez? That's okay i guess, as long as Cesar is still okay. #BigNo #PoorTaste
2013-03-05 09:28 PM -- @seananmcguire I think you mean "polar opposite of bad", right?
2013-03-05 03:42 PM -- Autocorrect on Wikiquote for "kill your darlings" = "kill your darkwing" Didn't know thay hated Darkwing Duck so much. #TheTerrorThatFlaps
2013-03-05 03:36 PM -- @jamesagard There will be no survivors! ...okay, there probably ought to be _some_ survivors, otherwise it wouldn't be much of a book.
2013-03-05 02:56 PM -- @mathykim No, that happened earlier in the cat pan process, and i assure you she handled it all by herself =P
2013-03-05 02:41 PM -- @seananmcguire Which is better in your opinion? Buying it from Amazon today? Or buying it from the local Barnes & Noble today?
2013-03-05 02:40 PM -- It really helps your productivity when you _don't_ spend 1-2 hours hitting snooze in the morning!
2013-03-05 02:39 PM -- This morning i cleaned my shoes, cleaned the sink, emptied the cat pan, and still got in to work early. #Productive
2013-03-05 04:22 AM -- @seananmcguire Don't do that! Death hates it when you apply grit to her!
2013-03-04 09:08 PM -- @ any unaware Muppet fans, this is a 250 comment @scalzi post on the meaning and symbolism of Rainbow Connection http://t.co/XhYFEu2jJ1
2013-03-04 05:55 PM -- I am always unreasonably happy when i go to ARCO and find soap in the water and an undecayed squeegee.
2013-03-02 11:28 PM -- In retrospect, not sure sunscreen was really needed this early in the year. But better safe (and slimy and smelly) than sorry i guess?
2013-03-02 10:00 PM -- How did I ever get by without "Evacuate the Dancefloor" on my exercise playlist before this? Thank you @tiercel42! :)
2013-03-02 09:37 PM -- @oakandsage well, there's the 20-30 extra pounds compared to a lot of the other guys at the beach
2013-03-02 08:54 PM -- A girl wooted at me from a passing car. I have no idea if it was meant sincerely or sarcastically.
2013-03-02 08:01 PM -- Hmm, perhaps today I should wear sunscreen to the beach for rollerblading
2013-03-02 06:00 PM -- So which is more powerful, the #JediMindMeld or the #VulcanMindTrick? #FlameWarOn
2013-03-11 10:01 AM -- And four days later, my legs have finally reached the stage of "pleasantly sore" instead of "painfully crampy"
2013-03-10 12:45 PM -- Yes, i'm trying to use Google Books to look up details on short stories for the Hugo noms, because i am a lazy procrastinator. #LastMinute
2013-03-10 12:43 PM -- Hey Google Books. Not making all the pages in a book available online: smart idea. Not making the table of contents available: kinda dumb
2013-03-10 12:41 PM -- Remember, even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Except for the day that DST starts, in which case it might be right only once.
2013-03-10 12:37 PM -- @scalzi I would sympathize with you, except you change your icon far more often than anyone else i follow ;)
2013-03-10 12:34 PM -- The only thing about making cream of wheat that isn't good is having to clean out the congealed remains later
2013-03-10 11:18 AM -- Huh, sometime in last few years C&H stopped using those wax paper bags for brown sugar that would always stick to the inside of the box.
2013-03-09 10:07 PM -- Me 1: Can i have some candy? Me 2: No, no candy today. Me 1: So if i stay up past midnight then can i have candy? Me 2: ...still no.
2013-03-09 09:15 PM -- @oakandsage I'm trying to imagine the geometry there. It seems like that would take some kind of special talent. #CrappiestMutantPowerEver
2013-03-09 07:20 PM -- Just saw a girl who looked like the goth twin of a girl I used to have a crush on. Except she also looked about 18 =P
2013-03-09 06:51 PM -- Doing good at 1500 calories for the day. I will _not_ break down and buy candy now. #PromisesToTwitter
2013-03-09 08:35 AM -- Ow ow ow. Strike that, 8 min of jogging has incapacitated my legs for at least _two_ days =P
2013-03-08 08:06 PM -- Well stopping the @nvidia installer didn't kill my computer, but running it a second time as a clean install did =P
2013-03-08 07:48 PM -- I give up, i'm going to try and force kill the rogue @nvidia driver installer process. If i disappear off the internet you know why =P
2013-03-08 07:30 PM -- @nvidia how is it possible for you to make a driver installer that sucks this badly? Stuck 1/2 way for > 1 hour and won't let me cancel.
2013-03-09 02:32 AM -- Donuts for bkfst and In-n-Out for lunch was much better than #FoodTruckFailDay, except now i can't eat more for... like a week i think =P
2013-03-09 02:26 AM -- I really wish i could teach my cat that she can stand anywhere she wants on the table, except right in front of the computer monitor.
2013-03-08 09:46 PM -- @scalzi Aww, it's sweet of you to (not) care, but they would have been happy to do that for you anyways!
2013-03-08 07:02 PM -- I hate it when i get a song stuck in my head and i don't know what song it is. @WaitWhat
2013-03-08 06:22 PM -- I can skate or use elliptical mchn for hours with no problems, but 8 min of jogging makes my legs cramp and be sore for a day. #WTHBody
2013-03-08 03:38 PM -- In order to make up for #FoodTruckFailDay i am getting doughnuts this morning. #ScrewTheDiet
2013-03-08 02:07 PM -- Sounds like the rain they've been threatening us with all week has finally arrived
2013-03-08 02:06 PM -- @seananmcguire so random changes in space and clothing are fine, as long as there's no time travel or lost time involved? #WeirdStandards
2013-03-08 01:05 PM -- Why am I awake? I mean, my alarm did go off, but why haven't I rolled over and hit snooze yet? #WideAwake #MysteriousBrain
2013-03-08 03:21 AM -- Got food from two other trucks that shall remain nameless and was disappointed by both of them. #FoodTruckFailDay
2013-03-08 02:44 AM -- Well this sucks. @BrcelonaOntheGo didn't show up and @NWAtruck is out of beef. #EpicFail #Disappoint
2013-03-08 12:37 AM -- One might ask, "how can you not know that by now? They're how old?" And i would answer, "Uh... *points* WHAT IN THE WORLD CAN THAT BE?!?"
2013-03-08 12:21 AM -- Just for the record, i _do_ know the last names of my niece and nephew *cough* as of five minutes ago. Also their middle names! #MakesANote
2013-03-08 12:06 AM -- @exaggerated and suddenly i realize i have no idea what the last names of my niece and nephew are =P I _think_ my sister's, but not sure.
2013-03-07 09:34 PM -- @growflet I'd be fine with the "keep Daylight Savings all the time" option.
2013-03-07 05:49 PM -- Owwww, shoulders still sore from exercising tuesday night/wednesday morning. I guess that's a good thing? #PainEqualsGain?
2013-03-07 03:43 PM -- Killing Moon was a little hard at start, but now i'm totally sucked in. For Siren Depths i was already sucked into the Raksura series
2013-03-07 03:37 PM -- Behind on @scalzi's Human Division because of @marthawells1's The Siren Depths and @nkjemisin's The Killing Moon. Both good. HD next week.
2013-03-07 06:20 AM -- Sunday I won Eclipse 1st time I played it. Today I lost Small World 1st time I played it. Wonder what conclusions I should draw?
2013-03-07 12:45 AM -- @ceciliatan I think i've finally got my cold about beat, after, uh... *checks calendar* just over eight weeks =P
2013-03-06 08:51 PM -- @ChrisWarcraft @scalzi That's a very nice game you have there. It would be a shame if... [Error 3003: Unable to connect to server]
2013-03-06 12:48 PM -- Two days in a row of waking up without massive snoozing. I could definitely get used to this. (But probably won't get the chance.)
2013-03-06 06:16 AM -- @wilw Quick! Use it to attack the darkness!
2013-03-06 03:52 AM -- Dude! I don't know what station they're using at the gym, but it's playing @LindseyStirling! #AwesomeSauce
2013-03-06 03:47 AM -- On a related note, damn you Carl's Jr two burgers for the price of one coupons! (Also curse my lack of willpower) #DamnYouWillpower!
2013-03-06 03:44 AM -- Hmm, looking back on how much I ate for breakfast and how much I ate for lunch, perhaps I should skip dinner, even with all the exercise
2013-03-06 03:26 AM -- So in summary, totally not my fault that I spent most of the last hour looking at a cute girl's legs and butt. #ItsNotMyFault
2013-03-06 03:23 AM -- Also not my fault a cute girl set up her yoga mat right in front of me while I was already on an elliptical machine.
2013-03-06 03:22 AM -- Just for reference, it is not my fault the yoga area is right in front of the elliptical machines.
2013-03-06 01:36 AM -- Note to self: vibrams are easy to clean, but take more than 12 hours to dry completely, even with some judicial blow drying. #SlimyFeet
2013-03-06 01:26 AM -- Totally failing at climbing today #Clumsy #WeakAss
2013-03-05 11:26 PM -- @scalzi Oooh! Oooh! You could get one of the Logitech solar powered keyboards and reverse the polarity!
2013-03-05 11:09 PM -- Wait, which Hugo died? I hope it was "Best Dramatic Presentation", Doctor Who has won enough of them already. #StillPoorTaste
2013-03-05 11:06 PM -- Chavez died? Nooooooo! Oh, wait, _Hugo_ Chavez? That's okay i guess, as long as Cesar is still okay. #BigNo #PoorTaste
2013-03-05 09:28 PM -- @seananmcguire I think you mean "polar opposite of bad", right?
2013-03-05 03:42 PM -- Autocorrect on Wikiquote for "kill your darlings" = "kill your darkwing" Didn't know thay hated Darkwing Duck so much. #TheTerrorThatFlaps
2013-03-05 03:36 PM -- @jamesagard There will be no survivors! ...okay, there probably ought to be _some_ survivors, otherwise it wouldn't be much of a book.
2013-03-05 02:56 PM -- @mathykim No, that happened earlier in the cat pan process, and i assure you she handled it all by herself =P
2013-03-05 02:41 PM -- @seananmcguire Which is better in your opinion? Buying it from Amazon today? Or buying it from the local Barnes & Noble today?
2013-03-05 02:40 PM -- It really helps your productivity when you _don't_ spend 1-2 hours hitting snooze in the morning!
2013-03-05 02:39 PM -- This morning i cleaned my shoes, cleaned the sink, emptied the cat pan, and still got in to work early. #Productive
2013-03-05 04:22 AM -- @seananmcguire Don't do that! Death hates it when you apply grit to her!
2013-03-04 09:08 PM -- @ any unaware Muppet fans, this is a 250 comment @scalzi post on the meaning and symbolism of Rainbow Connection http://t.co/XhYFEu2jJ1
2013-03-04 05:55 PM -- I am always unreasonably happy when i go to ARCO and find soap in the water and an undecayed squeegee.
2013-03-02 11:28 PM -- In retrospect, not sure sunscreen was really needed this early in the year. But better safe (and slimy and smelly) than sorry i guess?
2013-03-02 10:00 PM -- How did I ever get by without "Evacuate the Dancefloor" on my exercise playlist before this? Thank you @tiercel42! :)
2013-03-02 09:37 PM -- @oakandsage well, there's the 20-30 extra pounds compared to a lot of the other guys at the beach
2013-03-02 08:54 PM -- A girl wooted at me from a passing car. I have no idea if it was meant sincerely or sarcastically.
2013-03-02 08:01 PM -- Hmm, perhaps today I should wear sunscreen to the beach for rollerblading
2013-03-02 06:00 PM -- So which is more powerful, the #JediMindMeld or the #VulcanMindTrick? #FlameWarOn
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