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19 December 2012 @ 06:43 pm
Magic Radioactivity  
Today my cat is radioactive and i need to stay six feet away from her. Tomorrow my cat will not be radioactive at all and i don't need to take any precautions at all. I know this is true because her doctor told me so. Most radioactive substances have a half-life. Clearly for her they used a special magic radioactive substance that has a whole-life.

I wonder if it magically expires at midnight, or at sunrise, or what? If i stay up until midnight can i then let her sleep with me again? Or do i need to wait till morning? Is she more like a gremlin or a vampire? Oh! Or maybe she's like a were-kitty! Perhaps i should be checking the moonrise/set times...
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dustgrl on December 30th, 2012 02:53 am (UTC)
Perhaps it is excreteable? Of course this would leave you with a radioactive litterbox but then what else is new?