DonAithnen (donaithnen) wrote,
DonAithnen
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Cats are tricky

Cat: Hack! Hack! I'm gonna throw-up on the carpet!
Me: *lurches up out of sleep and bed* Oh no you don't! *carries cat to the tile in the bathroom*
Cat: Barf! Okay done now.
Me: Yuck! *goes to kitchen to get paper towels*
Cat: Hack! Hack! Fooled you! I'm gonna throw up on the carpet!
Me: Fuck!

I know that "bait and switch" isn't really the right term for it, but that's all that's coming to my brain at the moment.

And then 5 minutes later...

Cat: I threw up all my food! Give me more food!
Me: No! I'm going back to sleep!
Cat: Okay, then I'll just sit on your chest and breathe in your face instead.
Me: Gah!
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