Log in

No account? Create an account
02 February 2012 @ 06:30 am
Cats are tricky  
Cat: Hack! Hack! I'm gonna throw-up on the carpet!
Me: *lurches up out of sleep and bed* Oh no you don't! *carries cat to the tile in the bathroom*
Cat: Barf! Okay done now.
Me: Yuck! *goes to kitchen to get paper towels*
Cat: Hack! Hack! Fooled you! I'm gonna throw up on the carpet!
Me: Fuck!

I know that "bait and switch" isn't really the right term for it, but that's all that's coming to my brain at the moment.

And then 5 minutes later...

Cat: I threw up all my food! Give me more food!
Me: No! I'm going back to sleep!
Cat: Okay, then I'll just sit on your chest and breathe in your face instead.
Me: Gah!
Current Mood: tiredtired
academicerrificmerchimerch on February 2nd, 2012 08:38 pm (UTC)
Yeah, cats are tricksy for sure. This morning my kitten sent an empty glass shattering on the ground after I evicted him from the bedroom for attacking my elder statescat over and over. That'll teach me, I guess.
balivatnbalivatn on February 3rd, 2012 12:04 am (UTC)
This is why, despite the douchebag-to-older-cat issue, Pocket is kind of awesome. He actually tries to make it to his litterbox if he's going to barf :)

Atia has no such restraint, she figures it keeps us busy.
summer_jackelsummer_jackel on February 3rd, 2012 07:57 am (UTC)
Hilarious! Oh cats.