6:00 - "This is a Nintendo DS game that simulates life, or at least it would if your life was about being trapped on a sinking ship and forced to complete a series of incomprehensible puzzles before your practically inevitable doom." (Oh, i think i know this one but i'm forgetting the name. Pretty obvious if i remember correctly though. Seven Doors Seven Something Seven Something?)
7:00 - "Bigger, funnier, and more tactical than ever before, the grandfather of the strategy RPG genre returns with its best HD entry yet!" (a "funnier and more tactical" "strategy RPG" makes me think Disgaea 4, but Disgaea isn't actually the grandfather of the strategy RPG genre by a long shot.)
8:00 - "Step onto the pitch with your favorite soccer players!"
10:00 - "This headset is the ultimate "secret weapon" for serious gamers seeking unmatched audio quality and immersion, sonic control and a competitive advantage."
12:00 - "This Nintendo DS game is the next evolution of virtual pets!" (Does "next evolution" mean the latest Pokemon game? Or some Pokemon look-alike?)
2:00 - "Harness the controller-free magic of Kinect for Xbox 360 to explore Disneyland park, enjoy immersive adventures based on popular attractions, engage in challenging quests, and interact with beloved Disney characters!"
3:00 - "Enter a dark world filled with despair and threaded by hope where your ability to creatively strategize, learn and overcome unpredictable and unique challenges determines your fate." (Dark Souls presumably?)
4:00 - "Bring the NFL straight to your video game console!"
6:00 - "A Nintendo DS action adventure game that brings the Pirates of the Caribbean world and all its colorful characters to life in LEGO Brick form." (Gee, wonder what this could be? =P)
8:00 - "Raise your fists and get ready to fight to the finish!"