Wait... "good luck with that"? I don't need luck to just sort of rub pie around my face! In fact i bet i could do it with my eyes closed!!
...actually, on second thought, doing it with my eyes closed might really be for the best.
Of course, now having said that i realize that we actually _do_ have pie! We got some pumpkin pie last weekend and there's still half of it left, and it doesn't seem moldy yet! Yay!
However i think i may approximate the approximation by just rubbing the pie around the inside of my mouth hole instead of all over my face :)