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19 December 2005 @ 06:29 am
 
What i should get from Cthulhu and Santa (or is that Cthulhu Santa?)


Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In February, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In September, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon [info]allaei (65 points). Yesterday, I exposed [info]angelicdaemon to soul-rending horrors (250 points). Last week, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In March, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In July, I rescued [info]tikva from being sacrificed (-200 points).

In short, I have been very good (315 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.


Your humble and obedient servant,
donaithnen


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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I put gum in catbird's hair (-12 points). Last Friday I gave silentmonster a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for coraa (10 points). Last Wednesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole willworker's purse (30 points). Last Sunday I helped tiercel hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-150 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
donaithnen

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Okay, i don't think i can argue with those results much O= ) But just for fun, here's a good version:


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last week I helped ceph across the street (6 points). Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In February I pulled over and changed madduckdes's flat tire (15 points). In January I broke thaisa's X-Box (-12 points).

Overall, I've been nice (701 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
donaithnen

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Yay! I was good _and_ i got to break an XBox! I really should have gotten positive points for that :) Ruling over Canda with an iron (but benevolent) fist must have been fun as well. Of course legos are good and all, but as long as i'm getting a cute Innsmouther anyways...
 
 
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Steven DeFordwillworker on December 19th, 2005 05:16 pm (UTC)
I wasn't carrying my purse last Wednesday!

Err, right.
Steve